TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE PAD
NOT A COOL CAT WAS SWINGING, AND THATS NOWHERE DAD,
THE STOVE WAS HUNG UP IN THAT STOCKING ROUTINE,
IN HOPES THAT THE FAT MAN WOULD SOON MAKE THE SCENE.
THE KIDS ALL HAD HAD IT SO THEY HIT THEIR SACKS,
AND THE OLD LADY AND I HAD BEGUN TO RELAX,
WHEN THERE STARTED A RUMBLE THAT CAME ON REAL FRANTIC
SO I OPENED THE WINDOW TO FIGURE THE PANIC.
I SAW A SQUARE SHORT THAT WAS MAKIN FAT TRACKS,
BEIN PULLED BY EIGHT DOGS WHO WAS WEARING HAT RACKS,
AND A FUNNY OLD GEEZER WAS FLIPPIN HIS LID,
HE TOLD EM TO MAKE IT, AND MAN, LIKE THEY DID.
I COULDNT HELP DIGGIN THE SCENE ON THE ROOF
AS I STOOD THERE JUST WAITING FOR CHUBBY TO GOOF,
THEY STOOD BY THE CHIMNEY IN BUNCHES AND CLUSTERS
TILL TUBBY SLID DOWN, COMIN ON LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
HIS THREADS WERE THE SQUAREST AND I HAD TO CHUCKLE,
IN FRONT (NOT IN BACK) WAS HIS IVY LEAGUE BUCKLE,
THE MOP ON HIS CHIN WAS FUZZY AND WHITE
AND WITH THAT RED NOSE, MAN HE LOOKED OUT OF SIGHT
LIKE HE WAS THE SQUAREST, THE MOST ABSOLUTE,
BUT FACE IT, WHO CARES WHEN HE LEFT ALL THAT LOOT.
HE LAID THE JAZZ ON ME AND FLED FROM THE GIG,
WAILIN  HAVE A COOL YULE AND MAN, LATER, LIKE DIG.


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