# Action code by PosterBoy # 1-22-94 -- Implemented by TF # Stolen from some lame ass BBS chat :) # aka WildChat :) ALIAS AFK /me is away from his keyboard .. ALIAS AHEM /me clears throat .. ALIAS APOL /me apologises to $0 .. ALIAS APPLAUD /me applauds $0 for that wonderful feat .. ALIAS BACK /me is back and is ready to talk .. ALIAS BACKRUB /me gives $0 a backrub.. ALIAS BBL /me says, "Have no fear, I will be back later!" ALIAS BEARHUG /me gives $0 a bone-crushing bear hug .. ALIAS BED /me is ready for bed .. ALIAS BITE /me bites $0 .. ALIAS BLINK /me blinks in amazement .. ALIAS BLUSH /me blushes and turns bright red .. ALIAS BOW /me bows humbly .. ALIAS BRB /me will be right back .. ALIAS BSLAP /me bitch-slaps $0 with fire in his eyes .. ALIAS BTOSS /me tosses a beer to $0 .. ALIAS BURP /me burps rudely .. ALIAS BYE /me is leaving us .. ALIAS CARESS /me caresses $0 gently .. ALIAS CARN /me presents $0 with a boquet of carnations .. ALIAS CHEER /me cheers with great gusto .. ALIAS CHOP /me drops a 20 ton canary on $0 .. ALIAS CLAP /me claps wildly .. ALIAS COMFORT /me offers comfort and sympathy to $0 .. ALIAS COOKIE /me hands $0 a choclate chip cookie .. ALIAS COUGH /me coughs up a lung .. ALIAS CRY /me cryies his poor little heart out .. ALIAS CUDDLE /me cuddles up with $0 next to the fire .. ALIAS CURSE /me casts an evil curse on $0 .. ALIAS DANCE /me dances around the room with $0 ALIAS DIE /me dies .. ALIAS DOZE { me is dozing on his keyboard .. say nbxjhvanvjnv0lkejy me wakes up .. } ALIAS DROOL /me drools everywhere .. ALIAS DROP /me drops a 50 foot redwood on $0 .. ALIAS EJECT { me hits a button and is ejected through the roof .. leave * } ALIAS EYEBROW /me raises an eyebrow at $0 .. ALIAS FAINT /me faints dead away .. ALIAS FEEL /me sneaks up behind $0 and gets a cheap feel .. ALIAS FLEX /me flexes, showing off his big muscles .. ALIAS FLIRT /me flirts with $0 .. ALIAS FLOWER /me presents $0 a big boquet of flowers .. ALIAS FLY /me flies around the room .. ALIAS FORGIVE /me forgives $0 for being so foolish .. ALIAS FRENCH /me frenches $0 .. ALIAS FROWN /me frowns .. ALIAS GAG /me gags .. ALIAS GASP /me gasps for air .. ALIAS GIGGLE /me giggles uncontrolably .. ALIAS GIVE /me gives $1- to $0 .. ALIAS GLARE /me glares stangely at $0 .. ALIAS GREET /me greets $0 .. ALIAS GRIN /me grins slyly .. ALIAS HAND /me shakes hands with $0 .. ALIAS HELLO /me waves hello .. ALIAS HIDE /me hides .. ALIAS HUG /me gives $0 a hug .. ALIAS IGNORE /me ignores $0 .. ALIAS JOG /me jogs over to $0 and smiles .. ALIAS KILL /me looks ready to kill $0 .. ALIAS KISS /me kisses $0 .. ALIAS KLEENEX /me hands $0 a kleenex .. ALIAS KSLAP /me goes to slap his knee but misses .. ALIAS LAMER /me thinks $0 is a real lamer .. ALIAS LAP /me jumps into the unsuspecting lap of $0 .. ALIAS LAUGH /me laughs profusely .. ALIAS LICK /me licks $0 .. ALIAS LOL /me laughs out loud .. ALIAS LOOK /me looks around the room .. ALIAS MASSAGE /me massages $0 .. ALIAS MOAN /me moans in ecstasy .. ALIAS MUTTER /me mutters something under his breath .. ALIAS NIBBLE /me nibbles on $0 .. ALIAS NOD /me nods his head in agreement .. ALIAS NUDGE /me nudges $0 .. ALIAS NUKE /me drops a nuclear bomb on $0 .. ALIAS OIL /me sensually massages $0 with hot oil .. ALIAS ORGASM /me writhes in the throes of an orgasm .. ALIAS PANTS /me deftly pulls $0's pants down to his/her ankles .. ALIAS PAT /me gives $0 a pat on the back .. ALIAS PELT /me pelts $0 with rotten fruit .. ALIAS PIE /me throws a cream pie at $0 .. ALIAS PILLOW /me hits $0 over the head with his pillow .. ALIAS PINCH /me pinches $0 on the cheeck .. ALIAS PLAY /me jams to $0- on his air guitar .. ALIAS POINT /me points a finger at $0 .. ALIAS POUNCE /me pounces on $0 .. ALIAS PROD /me prods $0 with a ten foot pole ALIAS PUKE /me pukes all over $0 .. ALIAS PUNCH /me punches $0 in the nose .. ALIAS RAISE /me raises his hand .. ALIAS ROLL /me rolls on the floor laughing .. ALIAS ROSE /me presents $0 with a single perfect rose .. ALIAS RUB /me rubs his hands together and laughs .. ALIAS SARC /me is being sarcastic .. ALIAS SCREAM /me screams his fool head off .. ALIAS SHAME /me makes the international sign of shame at $0 .. ALIAS SHRUG /me shrugs .. ALIAS SIGH /me sighs heavily .. ALIAS SING /me (singing): $0- .. ALIAS SLAP /me slaps $0 .. ALIAS SLEEP /me falls asleep .. ALIAS SMACK /me backhands $0 across the mouth .. ALIAS SMILE /me smiles happily .. ALIAS SMOOCH /me smooches with $0 .. ALIAS SMOTHER /me smothers $0 with his pillow .. ALIAS SNARL /me snarls like a tiger .. ALIAS SNEEZE /me sneezes .. ALIAS SNICKER /me snickers stupidly .. ALIAS SNIFF /me sniffs pitifally .. ALIAS SNORE /me snores loudly .. ALIAS SPAM /me throws a jiggling lump of Spam at $0 .. ALIAS SPANK /me gives $0 a good spanking .. ALIAS SPELL /me has casted a wicked spell on $0 .. ALIAS SPIT /me spits at $0 .. ALIAS SQUIRT /me squirts $0 with his squirt gun .. ALIAS STOP /me holds up a stop sign .. ALIAS STRIP /me does a slow-strip tease for $0 .. ALIAS SUBJECT /me hopes to change the subject .. ALIAS SUN /me pulls his Ray-Bans down and looks around .. ALIAS TEASE /me teases $0 .. ALIAS THANK /me thanks $0 .. ALIAS THINK /me is in deep thought about the topic .. ALIAS TICKLE /me tickles $0 to death .. ALIAS VOMIT /me vomits all over the floor .. ALIAS WAVE /me waves frantically .. ALIAS WAVES /me waves his fingers in awe .. ALIAS WELCOME /me warmly welcomes $0 to the channel .. ALIAS WHINE /me whines pitifully ALIAS WHISTLE /me innocently whistles a simple tune .. ALIAS WINK /me winks slyly .. ALIAS YAWN /me yawns quite noticably .. ALIAS YELL /me (yelling): $0- .. ALIAS ZAP /me zaps $0 with his 1.5 Megawatt probe .. ALIAS ZONK /me zonks $0 on the head with a blunt instrument .. echo *** Loaded actions. (Action coding by PosterBoy)