Fread forward 86Dec27 12:28 pm from Andy Meyer @Perfect World ahem. A Citadelian is loosely defined as "one who uses Citadel". Therefore, no matter which system you use on the net, you are a Citadelian. (See also: Citadelia, "having to do with Citadel") 86Dec27 3:15 pm from Scott Breckenridge "CitaDexter": one who uses Citadels too much and gets little sun. See "Scott Breckenridge" for more information. 86Dec27 11:20 am from Thom Brown @Utica College We like to call them Citadeulists. 86Dec28 3:43 am from Rich Wielgosz @Utica College oh, forgive me. 86Dec29 11:25 pm from Danny @Perfect World You're absolved.. of any debts you owe me, at least. 86Dec30 8:10 pm from Danny And if you feel like it, go to the Bathroom. 86Dec30 8:11 pm from Danny That's Bathroom>. 86Dec30 10:55 am from Dave Quick @Utica College But what does this have to do with Nurses in Bondage????? 86Dec31 11:54 am from Andy Meyer @Perfect World Topic drift! 86Dec31 7:44 pm from Danny @Perfect World ...a dangerous phenomenon on Citadel which causes room renaming and relegation of messages into the TrashCompactor>... 87Jan01 2:55 pm from Seth Braum @Perfect World Total topic drift, first msg. of 1987 on here...happy new year, I was out until 5:00 am, how bout you guys? 87Jan01 5:49 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World I was UP until 4am, but all I was doing was sitting around and taking nips of the champagne... Boy, am I dead today. 87Jan01 7:37 pm from Danny I was up til 3 am. I found a new board or three. Ah, well.{_ 87Jan01 9:32 pm from Jason "Works" Scott UGAUGHAUGAUGAUGAUGAUGA Yeah right. For the uninformed in you, this is the answer. I am your mentor, but I'm NOT pronging about it. Lite beer. No, strike that from the record. Bud light. Scrrrrreeeech. Ever go down into a donut shop and ask for a wine list? No? Me neither. Let's find some one who does, and kill him. 87Jan01 9:50 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World THERMOS! THERMOS! Shut up. Ever have one of those days when the cereal WOULDN'T talk back to you? Ever have one of the appliances that blew up when you poured water on it? Ever have your teeth ripped out, BEFORE your favorite soaps? Me neither. 87Jan01 9:51 pm from Jason "Works" Scott 87Jan01 9:58 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World WheeHee. Jason's back, and he as bad as can be. HoHo! Aww, you know you had yer teeth yanked out...but it doesn't seem to have advanced your wisdom (HawHawYuk) 87Jan01 11:27 pm from Bob Coulter @Utica College Help! Help! Help! Do I hear one of those nurses screaming now? David B. must be on the loose. 87Jan02 1:49 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World What affects you, test tube apparition? You seem to take life as it is, and put it on the chopping block when it deals you a turd. This is not good, all together now... "It's not even vehemently interesting!" I hope you're a beer. 87Jan02 1:58 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World If you think I'm purple, AND you think I'm crazy, Com'on sugar kill the dog..... 87Jan02 11:45 pm from Pat Fish @Utica College Who is this Jason "Works" Guy? He SLAYS me!!!!!!!!!!! 87Jan04 9:49 pm from Mark Dochtermann @Perfect World Yeah he sure is funny isn't he........! 87Jan04 10:51 pm from Danny @Perfect World And if you enjoyed this sampling, call the Works, 914's textfile/Mud wrestling Deli. Kill Justin Stangel! 238-8195. 300/1200 N,8,1. 87Jan03 10:50 am from Jason Scott @Utica College I'm stillll heeeere, Jason. What's with yer donut philosophy. Such cynicism in this college... I feel it... The Ferret feels it.... Beverage altars ARE making a rise in this state, so flip out. 87Jan03 4:31 pm from Michelle Kelley @Utica College Did we ever find out how we can tell which nurse is the head nurse??? 87Jan03 11:10 pm from Pat Fish @Utica College Ack! Somebody! Who is Jason Scott at UC, and why is there a Jason "Works" Scott at Perfect World? What gives? This Jason Works guy kills me! Where do you get this stuff? C'mon, what's the story here? And who are you calling a test tube apparition? 87Jan05 10:42 am from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World Beverage Altars! Beverage Altars! Jason Of UC is ME, I can feel it! He breathes in me, why is it so? Dw0 would know, but Dw0 is a Cabbage at night, and he cannot help me on my fateful quest , the quest known as VannaQuest `87 - The Quest for Slam Puppets. He knows not the many tourtured nights I spend with My Donavan Record Collection, gently Bleating to the music. Karl Marx would know, but he's a Carrot (secretly. Also a member of the Gloria Leonard Fan Club for horny little dweebs.) and could not help me either on the quest. They never knew about the F-111 in the cafeteria, until I HAD to press the "Zapp0-kill" ray gun/cheese slicer button. Oh well.... Such is the price for school-sponsored arms shipments. And to top it off, the dog ain't dead yet: "ErrrrroOOOOO..." "Shut up. And I mean it this time." 87Jan05 11:47 am from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World Two Jasons? It's a nightmare! And when it comes to Donovan, you know not what you speak of, since Donovan is spelled with an "o", and brings his anti-drug message of peace to everyone in the world. And you have me in a quandary, since I cannot reveal my secret idenTity! (Normally a dweebish high school sophomore, when there is peace needed, he grows a long beard and is...The Father Of Communism!) But I can't reveal my identity. Young one, you know not of the ways of Donovan. You obviously had not listened to the song, "Wear Your Love like Heaven", wherein Donovan speaks of his love for all people. 87Jan04 10:38 pm from Scott Bromien Donovan is the messenger of peace. Take a look at the cover of the Wear Your Love Like Heaven Album. Everything is filtered red. Red, of course, signifying Love. And the follow-up track of Little Boy Corduroy just shows you how much he really cares! About you! About me! Love beads everywhere! Want a flower? HERE! Take a few to cleanse your inner being! 87Jan05 6:54 pm from Jon Ryczek @Utica College Whoa! Is this VannaQuest 87' a search for the home of W.O.F.'s very own Vanna White? If it is,madd me,let me be included!!! 87Jan06 3:21 am from Pat Fish @Utica College Stick an orange in her mouth, then have your way with her. So, who the HELL is this "WORKS" guy, and why are there 2 of them? 87Jan06 2:47 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World Because. This is a nightmare. Jason Lives! 87Jan06 7:26 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World VannaQuest `87: The Quest for Breast. Has it ever occured to ANYONE here that the worst thing you could possibly do is go to a truck stop? Right behind insulting me, of golf. And right in front of snail bowling. I want my MTV! I want my Orange Julius! I wanta be a Life Guard! I want you to want me..... I want a horsey.... I want you out of here. I want to go home.. I wanta be a cowboy. I want something for breakfast. I want the puppy in the Window. I want to kill the first person in the sauna. I want hell to break loose. I want out. Beverage Altars. Orange Soup. Drug Sauna. Remote Soccer. Fruit Wrestling. `Night. 87Jan06 7:36 pm from Danny um...yeah. 87Jan07 7:24 pm from Scott Breckenridge Danny doesn't get it...[expletive deleted], I don't either! 87Jan07 9:18 pm from Seth Braum But that's nothing new... 87Jan07 9:49 pm from Jason "Works" Scott Ad}nd yer nothing old. 87Jan07 10:58 pm from Pat Fish @Utica College Jason............... 3.1 87Jan08 6:05 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World 3.1! You dare say that to ME? I'm truly offended. Why not throw 5.2 in as a complete package, huh? To say nothing of the infinte possibilities you could handle with 1.4. Really... 87Jan10 2:31 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World I still ponder the all-encompassing effects of _ .9 87Jan10 9:15 am from Dave Quick @Utica College Look what I found under my bed: ******** ******* * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * 87Jan10 8:12 pm from Michael Bishop @Utica College What did you find under your bed? 87Jan10 10:04 pm from Jason Scott @Utica College How'd it get there... K-MART? Ponder this: By taking a very large truck and ramming through the side of a multiplex, you'll be able to watch TV with little or NO interference! It's a petty injuction, but a notary one too! On the other hand, going though the checkout land MAY produce a headache or two, but the net result may be even higher than anticipated. This is not fully explored yet, and I DON'T think Dr. Harriman will search into it much farther than he already has. For example, let me take the Dristan Felling case: A very normal stoplight, converted into a drug turnstile in a mere matter of MINUTES! For logistical reasons, I won't delve into the full emotional reprocussions, but I CAN parlay to you just what was running- I believe it was Puree' central. I'm not perfect at that, I didn't have my clipboard.... Phhransh. And you mean it... I want a female life-mate. NOW. 87Jan11 12:03 pm from Michelle Kelley @Utica College Well. Forward, aren't we. 87Jan11 1:33 pm from Dave Quick @Utica College Does that mean you're volunteering, Michelle?? 87Jan13 2:56 pm from Seth Braum @Perfect World Have to be crazy... 87Jan13 3:49 pm from Jason "Works" Scott @Perfect World Michelle and Jason, together fighting the forces of Evil. I like it. I like it. Now, Michelle, you know this entails pooling our resources and getting a large day-glo jeep and a barber shop pole... But I think we can pull it off. We'll be like Bonnie and Clyde, Cheech and Chong, Dave and Wilma. For he's a darded plum fresh fruit, for he's a darded plum fresh fruit... 87Jan13 6:55 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World Any female and Jason is forbidden by God to meet. Really! 87Jan13 7:43 pm from Danny @Perfect World Not all is perfect anymore. Jason is getting death threats. 87Jan13 5:35 pm from Bob Coulter @Utica College He'll be getting more death threats if he touches my female. 87Jan13 11:44 pm from Rich Wielgosz @Utica College I'd like to see that Bob! Come on guys, touch his female! 87Jan15 9:35 am from Andy Meyer @Perfect World Is she the one with all those bruises, from people touching her with a ten-foot pole? ;-) 87Jan15 3:21 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World Ahem. That could be construed in many different ways. Not all of them pleasant. 87Jan15 3:44 pm from Seth Braum @Perfect World Sick...sick....what a mind...kids these days... 87Jan14 10:11 pm from Jon Ryczek @Utica College Lets make a game out of it. 87Jan15 12:16 am from Jason Scott @Utica College "Here, Mich.. Watch this..." "Oh, WOW, Jas! I LOVE yer new plaid Television!" This is the price I pay.. Mich, dump the bob guy.. We could go places.... Like Malibu..` 87Jan15 1:37 am from Rich Wielgosz @Utica College Come on Jason, take her someplace that oozes SEX! 87Jan16 2:46 pm from Scott Breckenridge @Perfect World My, this is scandalous. Michelle! No! Save yourself from the Lech! Nurses in Bondage)