CATTLISM Enhanced, Modified and Added to by Bruce T. Goldman A look at economics and philosphy discussed through the ownership of cows. You start off owning two cows. AGNOTICISM Are you sure you have two cows? ALTRUISM Get a job so you can feed the cows. BARTERING Trade one for dinner at a French Restaurant and trade the other for some plumbing repairs. CAPITALISM Sell one and buy a bull. Retain logo rights from Bordens. COMMUNISM Give them to the govenment and the government will give you some milk. EVANGLISM Threaten to kill the cows if donations aren't met. FACISM Give them to the government who will sell you the milk. LIBERTERIANISM Auction off the cows and buy a condiminum. NAZISM Give them to the government who will shoot you. NEW DEALISM Shoot one and milk the other. Pour the milk down the drain. SOCIALISM Give one to your neighbor. WELFARE Deny owning the cows, but sell the milk.