SURVIVING AS A MARKED CITIZEN When you commit any crime, and the police know you did it, the government marks you. Your picture and personal information are on every database in the U.S. almost instantly. If a cop sees you and decides to run a check for any tiny reason, your warrant will come up and you'll be busted. But people who commit crimes can live a psuedo-normal lifestyle without looking over their shoulders every second. These people are known as being "marked" meaning once you do something wrong, you are branded for life by the police until they catch you. But my document will teach you how to never get caught, no matter what crime you commit. I'm assuming its serious enough that you'll be willing to move around alot to stay out of jail. Here are my guidelines. Stick to these for the rest of your life and you won't ever be put in the slammer for what you did. 1. Obey all road rules: too many crime lords have been screwed over by simply not wearing their seat belt and getting the ID check. 2. No more bars! From the moment you commited your crime, you gave up the freedom of going anywhere where you have to show your license or ID. It may be better to cut up all forms of ID you have, so you don't forget and screw yourself over a mai- tai. 3. Pay your taxes! You still need to pay your taxes even if you are living as marked. Otherwise your evasiveness will stop when its time to pay your taxes and you'll be charged with failure to do so. Always, always change your address AND place of employment directly after paying your taxes, as you do have to give that info to the government which is like saying "hey, Im right here, catch me!". 4. Get a job under the table You can't have a job anymore because you need to give the employer your social security number. Find a job where you get paid cash under the table, there are some out there. 5. Establish a new ID Get a fake ID, and change your name, at least unofficially. Also, there are some great text- files on how to get a new ID (completely) in the U.S. that you can find on the internet. Good luck and good running! ENDER